1. Stripper/ Exotic Dancer

If you’re okay with money thrown at you, the late night hours good luck playing rest catch-up for the months!…oh by the way, self respect not necessary or required for this job opening!- If friends come in and discover your place of work!- ah well there’s a price to pay for everything right!

2. Web cam girl/guy

Always remember, forever on video, forever on the internet and nothing can stop it once its viral, it’s like a typhoon! Not to mention all the creepy old perverts making copies of whatever you’ve done during one of your sessions- Next up:- From college student to adult film star- make your mom proud!

3.  Phone Sex Operator

Trying to sound or feel sexy when you’re not really all that into it, is  tedious especially considering the fact that most of your so called ‘clientele’ are usually unattractive and lonely individuals.

4.  Sperm or Egg Donor

Seriously do you really want random progeny showing up at your door one day claiming that you as a parent all because over a ‘recent’ soul searching DNA test!

5. Medical Experiment

Ever wonder how he got that way? Now you can stop wondering how he got that way, you already know! It’s all thanks to science…Hope that $1000 to test the new and improved Viagra was worth it in the end!

6.  Selling Organs

Since you decided to sell one of your kidney in the black market in order to fund your textbooks for medical school, you’ll have to live with the consequences just in case you ever need another kidney in the future; -welcome to the hospital wait list you’re number 120000000 !

7.  Selling Essays and Term Papers Online

Going against the grain, helping plagiarism thrive on campus, as if it’s not a major issue already.  Kudos to morale right.

8.  Hospital Cleaner/ Disinfectant Worker

With diseases such as Swine Flu, TB, … you’re even worse off than the doctors or nurses, let’s just say you get to the bottom of things;- by cleaning bodily fluids, literally with every sweep or mop the chance of you catching whatever virus is lurking around leaps by 50%!

9.  Maid

Have you ever walked into the bedroom of a regular teenage boy’s bedroom…enough said.

10. 24 Hour Convenience Store Worker:

There’s a high chance that you might one day be held up, on the bright side, if you’re still  looking for fame but never found it? Well, you just might be a star one day…on Cops.